Let’s go absolutely BANANAS today, brothers and sisters! It’s Memorial Day — thanks to all the veterans out there for your service. We’ve got plenty of sports to keep you entertained on your day off. Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final, featuring our Vegas Golden Knights. Game 7 of Rockets-Warriors. Sixteen baseball games. Oh, and the French Open over in Paris.
It’s the beginning of summer. It’s time to get absolutely crazy, and that’s what we are going to do right now. You animals love exotics, and I’ve got a four-team, four-sport parlay to cash some tickets today, baby. Let’s get it.