Wob: The NBA’s Most Fearsome Finishing Moves
Isaiah J. Downing-USA TODAY Sports. Pictured: Luka Doncic
- The NBA's greatest entertainers of yesteryear all had that one signature move to distinguish them from the rest of the pack -- the Fadeaway, the Skyhoook, the Killer Crossover.
- Rob Perez looks at the current stars around the Association and details their individual, unstoppable finishing moves.
Thanos has the finger snap, Iron Man has the uni beam, Hulk has the Thunder Clap … even Stone Cold Steve Austin had the Stunner.
From fictional comic characters to pro wrestling to reality, “finishing moves” have always had a presence in our society — a dramatic, theatrical go-to act, which, when unveiled at the right time, instantly ends any conflict in favor of the initiator.
As you will soon learn, these performances are more prevalent in the NBA than any other sport out there.
The hook for my hypothesis — that every NBA player must have his own “Mortal Kombat” fatality before he can truly become great — hit me on Wednesday night in Houston, Texas. James Harden was mounting yet another furious national TV comeback, looking as unstoppable as ever.
Nothing can slow this man down on defense, he is a human electric fence with a step back; if you invade his air space and make contact with his body you are electrocuted by free throws, if you keep your distance he buries a 3 in your face.
That is until Milwaukee Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo cracked the code — Harden can’t reek apocalyptic basketball doom upon you if his head isn’t attached to his body.
This was, in a way, a finishing move — as Harden’s offensive production slowed down following this moment, probably because his vision looked like a Mr. Krabs meme, and the Bucks pulled away for the win.
While it was certainly effective at the time, we all know it was just an accident.
There are instances, however, when Giannis and his superstar counterparts produce similar damage with intentional acts. A patented act.
Their own versions of the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar skyhook.
The Kevin Garnett shimmy fade.
The Allen Iverson step over.
The Dream Shake.
The historically eminent and iconic bucket-getting methods.
These are modern-day NBA finishing moves.
Giannis Antetokounmpo: The Trojan Horse/The Gyro Step
While we’re on the Greek Freak topic, let’s start here. We joke all the time that the Michael Jordan Space Jam dunk was just a cartoon, but was it?
Don’t jump when Giannis spawns out of nowhere and sets the whole city on fire with his patented fadeaway Trojan Horse slam.
Can’t forget about The Gyro Step and those galloping gather steps that stretch the entire width of the paint either.
Or the unthinkable one-dribble from half-court dunk.
What I’m getting at here is Giannis has at least three finishing moves and the list seems to be growing every season.
Kyrie Irving: Flatliner
What started as the most memorable shot in Cleveland sports history has made its way to Boston. If the game is on the line, DO NOT let Kyrie get to this spot on the floor for a pull up under any circumstances or it’s a wrap.
Steph Curry: Splash Mountain
Remember when Jyn and Cassian see the tidal wave coming at the end of Rogue One?
This is the basketball equivalent.
When Steph doesn’t even need to stick around to watch his shot go in, you’re doomed. You might as well lay out on the beach, hold the hands of the people around you, and just pray that your passing is painless.
Russell Westbrook: Supersonic
Coast-to-Coast like Juggernaut from X-Men plowing through walls… followed by the Brodie Bomb.
Watch your head or suffer the consequences.
James Harden: A La Carte
How would you like this step back cooked?
Harden ain’t no ready-to-order chef, he marinates you for 2.5 hours every night and cuts you open when ready for serving. You know it’s coming and there’s nothing you can do to stop it.