Wob’s 2018-19 NBA Prop Sheet: All the Drama We Wish We Could Bet On

Regular season win totals, MVP odds, Rookie of the Year — you name it, there's probably somewhere to bet it.

Well, that's not entirely true. The NBA has been known to create as much off-the-court drama as it does in-game action, and that has me thinking…

What are some prop bets that aren't actually prop bets but should totally be prop bets?

If only there was a way to wager on ALL the things that make this league so great…

Until then, let's book our own action on these 2018-19 NBA season hypotheticals.

Player burner accounts exposed before the NBA Finals concludes:

• OVER 1.5 (+200; $100 would net $200)
• UNDER 1.5 (-240; $240 would net $100)

First player to retire at halftime a la Vontae Davis?

• JR Smith (EVEN; $100 would net $100)
• Dwight Howard (+150; $100 would net $150)
• Chandler Parsons (+400; $100 would net $400)
• Carmelo Anthony (+500; $100 would net $500)
• Rajon Rondo (+700; $100 would net $700)
• Alex Len (+900; $100 would net $900)
• Tyson Chandler (+1000; $100 would net $1,000)
• Markelle Fultz (+1500; $100 would net $1,500)
• Tony Parker (+2000; $100 would net $2,000)

Who is the first NBA franchise to be charged with a tampering violation?

• Los Angeles Lakers (EVEN; $100 would net $100)
• New York Knicks (+150; $100 would net $150)
• Brooklyn Nets (+200; $100 would net $200)
• Los Angeles Clippers (+250; $100 would net $250)
• Charlotte Hornets (+300; $100 would net $300)
• Field (+700; $100 would net $700)

Number of NBA players Puma signs from start of regular season through its conclusion:

• OVER 3 (+150; $100 would net $150)
• UNDER 3 (-180; $180 would net $100)

Who reports the most transactions (10/1/18-9/30/19)?

• Adrian Wojnarowski (-150; $150 would net $100)
• Shams Charania (+120; $100 would net $120)
• Chris Haynes (+300; $100 would net $300)
• Marc Stein (+1000; $100 would net $1,000)
• Marc Spears (+1200; $100 would net $1,200)
• Field (+1500; $100 would net $1,500)

When does LeBron post an Arthur meme to social media?

• Before Trade Deadline (+1000; $100 would net $1,000)
• After Trade Deadline/Never (-1400; $1,400 would net $100)

Who starts at point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers on opening night?

• Rajon Rondo (-300; $300 would net $100)
• Lonzo Ball (+250; $100 would net $250)

Who is Anthony Davis' next agent?

• Rich Paul (-110; $110 would net $100)
• Field (-110; $110 would net $100)

Does Kristaps Porzingis play in a regular-season game?

• YES (-250; $250 would net $100)
• NO (+220; $100 would net $220)

Who will get posterized the most before the end of the regular season?

• Aron Baynes (-300; $300 would net $100)
• Jonas Valanciunas (+130; $100 would net $130)
• Dragan Bender (+250; $100 would net $250)
• Mason Plumlee (+400; $100 would net $400)
• Brook Lopez (+500; $100 would net $500)
• Brandon Knight (+900; $100 would net $900)
• Derrick Favors (+1000; $100 would net $1,000)
• Field (+1500; $100 would net $1,500)

What jersey will Jimmy Butler be wearing in May 2019?

• Minnesota Timberwolves (-500; $500 would net $100)
• Other (+420; $100 would net $420)

Will Joel Embiid make an NBA player delete his social media accounts?

• YES (+150; $100 would net $150)
• NO (-180; $180 would net $100)

How many times does Damian Lillard break the news that a reporter is changing networks?

• OVER 3.5 (-110; $110 would net $100)
• UNDER 3.5 (-110; $110 would net $100)

Does Kawhi Leonard tweet at least once before the conclusion of the NBA Finals?

• YES (+220; $100 would net $220)
• NO (-260; $260 would net $100)

What happens first during a game?

• Ben Simmons makes a 3-pointer (-110; $110 would net $100)
• Markelle Fultz makes a 3-pointer (-110; $110 would net $100)

Will the Hawks, Knicks, Nets or Suns lose any game this season by 40 or more points?

• YES (-110; $110 would net $100)
• NO (-110; $110 would net $100)

Where is Carmelo Anthony located at tipoff Game 1 of the regular season?

• Standing on the court, starting (-110; $110 would net $100)
• Sitting on the bench (-110; $110 would net $100)

Do Draymond Green and Tristan Thompson dap up before the first Cavs-Warriors game of the season?

• Dap (+150; $100 would net $150)
• No Dap (-180; $180 to win $100)

Who gets the first viral tanking hashtag?

• Zion Williamson (-500; $500 would net $100)
• Nassir Little (+300; $100 would net $300)
• RJ Barrett (+500; $100 would net $500)

Number of punches thrown at Joel Embiid during regular-season games:

• OVER 2.5 (-110; $110 would net $100)
• UNDER 2.5 (-110; $110 would net $100)

First player to score in his own basket:

• JR Smith (-110; $110 would net $100)
• Field (-110; $110 would net $100)

First player to be removed from the Washington Wizards roster at any point:

• Dwight Howard (EVEN; $100 would net $100)
• Austin Rivers (+200; $100 would net $200)
• Markieff Morris (+400; $100 would net $400)
• Ty Lawson (+400; $100 would net $400)
• Bradley Beal (+500; $100 would net $500)
• Kelly Oubre Jr. (+800; $100 would net $800)
• John Wall (+1000; $100 would net $1,000)

Does Kawhi Leonard play in Toronto's game @ San Antonio?

• YES (-300; $300 would net $100)
• NO (+250; $100 would net $250)

How many times will a player get 'off-the-heazy'd' during the regular season?

• OVER 1 (-110; $110 would net $100)
• UNDER 1 (-110; $110 would net $100)

First Lakers player to issue any sort of social media apology to LeBron James:

• Kyle Kuzma (-110; $110 would net $200)
• Lonzo Ball (+150; $100 would net $150)
• Josh Hart (+200; $100 would net $200)
• Lance Stephenson (+400; $100 would net $400)
• JaVale McGee (+450; $100 would net $450)
• Michael Beasley (+700; $100 would net $700)
• Field (+1000; $100 would net $1,000)

Will Mike Conley Jr. receive the first technical foul of his ENTIRE basketball-playing career at any point?

• YES (+200; $100 would net $200)
• NO (-240; $240 would net $100)