This Week in Made-Up Odds: Ohtani (+6.5) vs. Bo

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Our not-so-serious stab at some made-up odds for this week … because sportsbooks don’t post every bet we want to make.

The Lines

The Over/Unders

O/U 4 Weeks until Jaromir Jagr unretires
O/U 6 Weeks until James Harrison unretires
O/U 11 Weeks until Tony Parker unretires

O/U 6 Celtics playoff wins without Kyrie Irving
O/U 1 Spurs playoff wins without Kawhi Leonard
Off Lakers playoff wins with Lonzo Ball

Does this look like someone who can function without hockey in his life? Credit: Aaron Doster-USA TODAY Sports

The Prop Bets

3 to 1 Bill Belichick swaps himself for 49ers’ 9th overall pick
2 to 1 Dan Snyder swaps Redskins 13th overall pick for Ravens’ 16th overall and RGIII
Even Jets swap 2019 first round picks with (Florida) Panthers

2 to 1 Joe Gibbs Racing signs Johnny Manziel
4 to 1 Robert Mueller subpoenas the Busch Brothers
6 to 1 American Idol: Monster Energy Cup Edition!

A live look at Johnny Manziel and fiancé Bre Tiesi weighing their NASCAR future. Credit: C. Morgan Engel-USA TODAY Sports