Our latest collection of totally fictional, mostly irrational betting propositions — because sportsbooks don’t post everything they should.

Over/Unders

O/U .5 Number of second-round games Cavs win because Tristan Thompson “came to play.”
O/U .5 Number of second-round games Cavs win because Jordan Clarkson has a “career game.”
O/U .5 Number of second-round games Cavs win because JR Smith “lights it up.”
O/U .5 Number of second-round games Cavs win because Kevin Love “puts them on his back.”
O/U 3 Number of second-round games Cavs win because … LeBron

The Lines

Prop Bets

KENTUCKY DERBY PROP BETS
3-1 Odds that the Derby favorite goes off at odds less than 4-1
4-1 Odds that the winning exacta pays off at less than 15-1
100-1 Odds that you will have either a win ticket or hit the exacta

NEXT NFL LEAK
2-1 Roger Goodell therapy session
4-1 Roger Goodell job interview
6-1 Roger Goodell episode of Jon Gruden’s Commissioner Camp

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Pictured: LeBron James and Jordan Clarkson; Winslow Townson-USA TODAY Sports